Inspired from fish scales that exhibit unique underwater superoleophobicity, artificial porous membranes featuring similar wettability have been successfully developed for oil-water separation. However, most of the superoleophobic meshes are workable only for underwater oil/water separation and become disabled in air. In this article, we reported the facile fabrication of underwater super-oleophobic kraft mesh and demonstrated efficient oil-water separation using kraft mesh origamis. Kraft paper that features porosity, natural hydrophilicity, and relatively high elasticity and tear resistance has been found to be an ideal candidate for developing underwater super-oleophobic origami. Direct laser drilling has been employed to make microhole arrays on the kraft paper, forming a flexible mesh. The hydrophilic nature and the hierarchical microstructures that consist of microhole arrays and porous microfiber networks make the resultant kraft mesh superoleophobic underwater, enabling oil-water separation. More importantly, the kraft mesh can retain a large amount of water (2.5 times its weight under dry conditions) owing to its porous and hydrophilic structure. Thus, the wet kraft mesh became a slippery surface for oil droplets when it was taken out of the water. This unique feature makes it possible to directly fish out oil droplets from water using a simple kraft mesh origami. Direct laser drilling of paper mesh for flexible origami may open up a new route to the rational design and fabrication of oil-water separation devices.